# Floigan Bros - Complete Dialogue Extraction
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# Generated by unlzvc-decompressor

APRIL.IFF
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[HOIGLE] Ha! I found my first egg!
[HOIGLE] Cool, here's another one!
[HOIGLE] And that makes three!
[HOIGLE] And look, here's another one.
[HOIGLE] Five for me! I wonder how Moigle's doing?
[HOIGLE] Swell! Another one!
[HOIGLE] Seven! Ha! I found more than Moigle did!
[HOIGLE] Look Moigle, a magic egg!

AUGUST.IFF
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[HOIGLE] Batter up! Hey Moigle, you like baseball, doncha?
[HOIGLE] This baseball helmet looks big enough to fit over Moigle's big head.
[HOIGLE] Moigle will throw baseballs at these targets. Cool! Here's another one! And that makes three! Swell, Another one! And look, here's another one!

BOMBCAT.IFF
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[HOIGLE] There's another kitty bomber! Let's get 'em!
[HOIGLE] There's another kitty bomber! Let's get 'em!
[HOIGLE] Yikes! It's gonna go BOOM!
[HOIGLE] It's a bomb! Look out, Moigle!
[HOIGLE] That's one well-defended feline.

BOMBCATINTRO.IFF
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Roger? Roger? It's 'Baron'! Over.
Send in one more cat and it WILL be all over... for the Floigans! Ffft. Roger.
Roger that. Over.
[MOIGLE] It must be a whole litter!

CRYINGGAME.IFF
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Make the wheel stop on YELLOW!
Make the wheel stop on PURPLE!
Make the wheel stop on BLUE!
Make the wheel stop on GREEN!
[MOIGLE] Thanks, Hoigle. I needed that.
[MOIGLE] Ow, my face hurts from laughing!
[HOIGLE] Your face is hurting me, too!
[MOIGLE] I'm getting a face sprain from grinnin'!
[HOIGLE] What about a toothache from talkin'?
[MOIGLE] Stop with the horseplay, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] You don't care about my needs!
[MOIGLE] What about me? My needs?
[MOIGLE] Been there. Did that.
[MOIGLE] Again? Already?
[MOIGLE] Just did that.

DECEMBER.IFF
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[HOIGLE] That's part of Moigle's Holiday Cheer!
[HOIGLE] I wonder what Moigle will do with these?

ENDGARDEN.IFF
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[MOIGLE] Yippeee!
[MOIGLE] I planted a garden, I planted a garden!

FARMERMOIGLE.IFF
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[MOIGLE] Hey, hey, hey! No peeking! You know how I get!
[HOIGLE] Old MacMoigle's changing clothes! Ee-eye ee-eye oh!
[HOIGLE] Oooo! Good look for you.

FEBRUARY.IFF
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[HOIGLE] Roses are red, violets are blue. He gets a valentine. I don't. Boo hoo.
[HOIGLE] A secret admirer! Who could love you? Besides me, of course.

GLOBALS.IFF
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Junkyard
junkyard.iff
Kitchen
kitchen.iff
High Five
Tag
Hide'n'Seek
Run a Race
Catch
Lift-up
Round the World
Tying his Shoes
Squash Spiders
Paused
Now Loading...
Continue
Exit
Save
Restore
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Saving. Do not turn power off.
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[INTERFACE] (
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!!
!!!
Another
back
Bet?
Bribe
Cancel
Dive
Drop
Flying Cam
Go
Grab
Help
High-5
HoigleCam
Hug!
Jump
Less
Point
Max.
-
MoigleCam
more
No
Offer
OK
Open
climb
Play?
+
Poke
Punch
Silly
Speak
Reply
Switch
Throw
Wait!
Yes
0
1
FIVE
TEN
Hoigle
Moigle
Cat
Swipe
Raise
Lower
YOU LOSE!
YOU WIN!
[TITLE: Garden Game] [MAGPIE] Keep the EAT birds from eating Moigle's seeds. Win when all the seeds are planted. Lose if Moigle cries too long. Press [RED: go ] to start, or [BLUE: help] for more instructions.
Hit or dive at the birds to make them fly away for a few seconds.
Each fifth bird you hit makes them ALL fly away for a few seconds.
More birds arrive as more seeds are planted.
When Moigle sees a bird eat a seed , he will become upset.
Moigle will chase all the birds away, but will get sadder until he cries.
Moigle becomes frantic as he gets more and more upset.
if Moigle starts crying, you have a few seconds to make him happy again.
VISUAL CONCEPTS CREDITS Floigan Bros. Engineers Nick Jones Tim Meekins Nick Verne John Elliot | Floigan Bros. Character Animators Dan Lavender John Neary | Background Artists Frank Robbins Joyce Rietveld Steve Paris | GUI Artist Steve Paris Music Composer and Audio Director Brian Luzietti | Musicians Brian Luzietti Keyboards, guitar, banjo John Gove Trombone Jamison Smeltz Bari Sax (more) | Musicians (continued) John L. Worley Jr. Trumpet Guido Fazio Alto Sax Alex Murzyn Tenor Sax Chris Barnes Trumpet | SFX Design Larry Peacock That Other Guy Other sound effects by Soundelux | Dialog Editing J. Mateo Baker Voice Casting and Direction Andrea Romano | Voice Actors Frank Welker as Moigle Floigan Jason Marsden as Hoigle Floigan Victor Raider-Wexler as Baron Malodorous Andrea Romano as Cute Kitten | Comedy Writers Bill Allard & Merle Kessler of Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre | Game Designers Andy Ashcraft Hirokazu Yasuhara | Project Manager Andy Ashcraft Exec. Producers Greg Thomas Scott Patterson | V.C. Tools Engineers Joshua Lee Nick Verne V.C. Library Engineers Chuck Batson Ivar Olsen | VC Server Engineer Mark Roberts | Special Thanks to: Jenn Baker Wayne Herman Richard Yee Alvin Cardona (more) | Even more Special Thanks to: Michael Biancalana Carl Grande Theo Eldridge Jess Sterzl (more) | Even MORE Special Thanks to: Andrew Leker The Ooga Booga Team Leandro Penaloza David Lee | A Toast to... Dave Blanchette Alex Lopez Tom Zehner Ronald Pieket-Weeserik (more) | Brian Hughes Alice Crysdale Louis Franco Audrey Seymour Patrick Moran (more) | Lenny Lee Eric Browning Brian Silva Mark Anderson ...for their hard work. | Platsch freeware font by Dieter Schumacher | SegaNET CREDITS Online Producer Art Datangel | Lead Online Tester Paco Youngel | Onlin
[HOIGLE] You're a GOON, Moigle! Moigle is an addle-brained lunkhead! Moigle, your dipstick isn't touching oil. Moigle's got no room at the brain motel. My brother's two bricks shy of a load. Hey Moigle! Your cornbread ain't cooked in the middle! Moigle is a typewriter without a ribbon. Moigle's head is like an egg: soft-boiled. Moigle, you're such a MAROON.
[HOIGLE] Hey Sailor, gimme a hug! Gimme a hug, you big lug! Hug?
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, take this. Take this, brother. May it serve you well. Here. Take this.
[HOIGLE] How many points have we got? Hey Moigle, what's the score?
[HOIGLE] Hey!
[HOIGLE] Yes.
[HOIGLE] No.
[HOIGLE] I bet it's RED!
[HOIGLE] Hmmm. Blue?
[HOIGLE] I'm guessin' GREEN!
[HOIGLE] How 'bout YELLOW!
[HOIGLE] Orange.
[HOIGLE] Wanna play a game?
[HOIGLE] Whatcha wanna do
[HOIGLE] I lose.
[HOIGLE] I'll play whatever you want. You choose a game this time. Anything you wanna play is fine by me. Sure. Anything you want.
[HOIGLE] Let's play Tag.
[HOIGLE] Let's play Hide-N-Seek.
[HOIGLE] Let's play High Five.
[HOIGLE] Higher!
[HOIGLE] Lower!
[HOIGLE] Up.
[HOIGLE] Down.
[HOIGLE] Anybody got the number for 911? Hey, look at me! I'm an accordion. Look at me, I'm a pancake. I feel so... two dimensional. Suddenly I feel so shallow. Get a doctor! Get a spatula!
[HOIGLE] Yep, that's Moigle alright. That's our Moigle! Behold, Mmmmmoigle! That's the Mighty Moigle.
[MOIGLE] What's tootin', Hoigle? Hey, what's up? Whatcha doin'?
[MOIGLE] Right here. Right next to ya. Couldn't be closer to ya.
[MOIGLE] Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] I'm hungry. Ding dong, dinner bell. Tummy's growling, Hoigle. Foooood! Huuuuungry! Ding ding ding ding! Dinner time!
[INTERFACE] Please, can I have that? [BLUE: Offer] Pleeeease! [BLUE: Offer] Please, please, please, please, please! [BLUE: Offer] I'll do anything for that! ANYTHING! [BLUE: Offer] I wannit I wannit I wannit I wannit!! [BLUE: Offer]
[MOIGLE] Yayy!!! Yayy!!! Yayy!!! Yippee!! Yippee!! Yippee!!
[MOIGLE] OK! Here I come! I'll be right there!
[MOIGLE] Wanna bet?
[MOIGLE] I'm warning you, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] Tummy full. I am NOT hungry! Food is repulsive to me at the present time. Not thinking food right now. I don't feel the need for any food right now.
[MOIGLE] Hey Hoigle, help me find those parts I showed you.
[MOIGLE] Now, where did I leave those parts?
[MOIGLE] Ooohh! A butterfly!
[MOIGLE] I'm gonna go look for those parts I need.
[MOIGLE] Excellent!
[MOIGLE] You better run!
[MOIGLE] Not fast enough. You gotta be faster than that!
[MOIGLE] Moigle steps up to the plate. Slow pitch.... and pow! Home run!
[MOIGLE] Don't be MEAN to me! Stop saying such HURTFUL things! You're gonna make me SAD! Why are you trying to hurt my feelings? You're making me SAD!
[MOIGLE] Out of my way, shorty! Move it, shrimp. Out of my way, small fry!
[MOIGLE] For that many Points, you coulda gotten a car! For that many Points, you coulda gotten a ride on a ferris wheel! For that many Points, you coulda gotten an ice-cream cone!
[MOIGLE] No, I'm busy. I've got better things to do. I'm not interested. No thanks. Not right now. Maybe later.
[MOIGLE] Why would I want to do that?
[INTERFACE] Nope. Not unless you give me some of your POINTS. [YELLOW: +] Not for nothin', I won't. [YELLOW: +] You want something, you gotta give something. Pro Quo Quid. [YELLOW: +] Maybe if you gave me some points... [YELLOW: +]
[INTERFACE] Not enough. [YELLOW: +] Give me more. [YELLOW: +] You're gonna have to do better than that! [YELLOW: +]
[MOIGLE] Let's do somethin' else. Maybe later. Gimme another idea.
[MOIGLE] Nah, let's play somethin' else. I don't like that game. What else?
[MOIGLE] I'm FAR too happy to do that!
[MOIGLE] Not while I'm this MAD at you!
[MOIGLE] N-n-no! No way! I'm too scared!
[MOIGLE] I'm too sleepy.
[MOIGLE] I'm too sad to do that!
[MOIGLE] I'm too hungry.
[MOIGLE] No, I'm looking for the parts I showed you.
[MOIGLE] Too physical for me. Gravity! Gravity is my em-en-y.
[MOIGLE] I'm a big boy now, Hoigle. You can't make me sad that easy!
[MOIGLE] We just did that. Been there. Did that. Again? Already? Just did that.
[MOIGLE] On my way! Coming!
[MOIGLE] Don't play a game with me then.
[INTERFACE] I wanna play a game! [GREEN: Speak]
[INTERFACE] Hey Hoigle, how about playing a game? [GREEN: Speak]
[INTERFACE] Hoigle! I want to play a game! [GREEN: Speak]
[INTERFACE] Don't ignore me! I WANT TO PLAY A GAME! [GREEN: Speak]
[MOIGLE] That's it! I'm not playin' anymore. Gamus Interruptus! Now we have to start over. Distraction! For now, the game is over.
[MOIGLE] Where are you?
[MOIGLE] Where did the Mice go?
[MOIGLE] Where did the Butterflies go?
[MOIGLE] Where did Spitz go?
[MOIGLE] Where did Spitz's ball go?
[MOIGLE] Where did the Apple go?
[MOIGLE] Where did the Candy go?
[MOIGLE] Hoigle! Where are you? I'm hungry.
[MOIGLE] Where did the little kitty go?
[MOIGLE] Phew! The spider has left the building!
[MOIGLE] Where did it go?
[MOIGLE] I can't get to that. The gate is locked.
[MOIGLE] Hey, I want to get to the mailbox.
[MOIGLE] Hoigle, help me get to the mailbox.
[MOIGLE] There must be some way to get to the mailbox.
[MOIGLE] Hey, I'm sure this key would be useful.
[MOIGLE] Hoigle, you should get that key.
[MOIGLE] I wonder how Hoigle could get to the key?
[MOIGLE] Hey, I want to get to the water pump.
[MOIGLE] We need to water the plants. That means we need to fix the pump.
[MOIGLE] That gate must open somehow ... Gotta be some way to get this gate open.
[MOIGLE] Hey, I'm sure this key would be useful. I'll bet that key opens something.
[MOIGLE] You gotta get that key.
[MOIGLE] I wonder how Hoigle could get to the key?
[MOIGLE] This is exactly what I've been looking for. That's it! That's what I wanted.
[MOIGLE] Hoigle, you've done it! I've found what I need! I love you, big brother!
[MOIGLE] I'm gonna give you 5 Points for this!
[MOIGLE] Why are you doing this to me?
[MOIGLE] 'Cause I can. Quit that!
[MOIGLE] You talkin' to me? Please stop!
[MOIGLE] Flash a red light and I'll think about it. You are raining on my parade.
[MOIGLE] And taking away all your umbrellas! Why are you doing this to me?
[MOIGLE] That's a good question that doesn't have a good answer. You are raining on my parade.
[HOIGLE] Better get the elephants into the tent!
[MOIGLE] I'm warning you!
[HOIGLE] Thanks!
[MOIGLE] I love life TOO MUCH! Let's play! Enough work. Let's PLAY! I'm Sooooooo Happy! Let's PLAY!
[MOIGLE] This makes me anxious, concerned, perhaps even nervous!
[MOIGLE] Just wait 'til I get my hands on you! POW!
[MOIGLE] Aaaaaahh! Aiieeeeeeee!
[MOIGLE] Oh, that's enough. Oh my.
[HOIGLE] Welcome back to earth, little brother.
[MOIGLE] I just can't stay mad at you, ya little lug.
[HOIGLE] And I'm glad you can't, ya big galoot.
[MOIGLE] I feel better now.
[HOIGLE] You and me both!
[MOIGLE] I just can't stay mad at you, ya little lug.
[HOIGLE] And I'm glad you can't, ya big galoot.
[MOIGLE] I feel better now.
[HOIGLE] You and me both!
[MOIGLE] I don't feel so scared now. My fear is going away. I think I'm OK now.
[MOIGLE] It's only fun 'til someone gets hurt: YOU! There's only so much a brother can take! I'm gonna flatten ya, ya skinny rat-faced, tie-wearin', pizza-eatin', two-armed ET-cetera!
[MOIGLE] Hawaiian shirt? Nah. Pink tuxedo? Nah. YES! Here we go! What to wear, what to wear. Ah! Yes, the perfect ensemble!
[MOIGLE] I learn better on a full tummy! Want me to learn? Feed me. A full belly is a learning necessity.
[MOIGLE] You need one more point before I'll learn that.
[MOIGLE] Just 2 more points, and then I can learn that.
[MOIGLE] To teach me that, you'll need a few more points.
[MOIGLE] You need LOTS more points to teach me that!
[MOIGLE] I don't know how! You show me!
[MOIGLE] I don't know nothin' about that. You're gonna have to find something. You're gonna have to find something to help me learn that. Find something to teach me that.
[MOIGLE] Ooh! I bet I could learn something new from that! I can learn tons from a thing like that!
[MOIGLE] With these old sneakers, I cannot fail!
[MOIGLE] I never learned to tie my shoes! A tragedy of my life.
[HOIGLE] There ya go. Easy as pie. Just don't get your finger caught in the knot.
[MOIGLE] Got it! Thanks. No tripping now!
[MOIGLE] Ouch! Dang! Whose idea was the yo-yo anyway?
[HOIGLE] Be zen about it: just one smooth arc up and over.
[MOIGLE] Got it. Zen. Arc smoothness. Yeah!
[MOIGLE] Made it, Ma! Top o' the world! Did it again! Yayyy, me!
[HOIGLE] I tag you - you're 'it'. You tag me - I'm 'it'.
[MOIGLE] I reach out and I touch me. Got it!
[HOIGLE] It's easy. Just hide and I'll try to find you.
[MOIGLE] Oh, yeah. That IS easy. Got it.
[HOIGLE] Throw me the ball, I throw it back. Easy.
[MOIGLE] Right! Easy as pie.
[MOIGLE] What do I do with this?
[HOIGLE] If you don't want me bouncing on your belly, just lift me up!
[MOIGLE] Hoigle! That's a GREAT idea!
[MOIGLE] Jump into my hands and I'll lift ya!
[HOIGLE] Just smack 'em. It's simple.
[MOIGLE] Thanks, Hoigle! Now I am 'Moigle - Spider Slayer'!
[HOIGLE] So listen up, ya big galoot. Here's how to run a race...
[MOIGLE] Oh! I thought you said 'ruin the rice'.
[MOIGLE] Tummy's full, but now my brain is starving! I'm ready for my lessons now. I'm full! I'm smart! I'm ready to learn!
[MOIGLE] We're even-steven!
[MOIGLE] Somebody's winning and I think it's me.
[MOIGLE] I've got WAYYYY more points than you! Ha! I've got a LOT more points than you! Naturally, I'm winning by a huge margin. Who's the Big Point Man? That's me!
[MOIGLE] You've got more points... for now.
[MOIGLE] Oh my! You've got a LOT more points than me. You are so far ahead, it hurts! Oohh! How come you've got so many points? Oh, yeah. I gave 'em to ya.
[MOIGLE] We still need seven parts.
[MOIGLE] Six more parts to go.
[MOIGLE] We need five parts still.
[MOIGLE] Four more parts.
[MOIGLE] I'm still missing three parts.
[MOIGLE] Two more parts to find!
[MOIGLE] I only need one last part!
[HOIGLE] Moigle, can ya climb that ladder?
[HOIGLE] Hey, how did that key get there?
[HOIGLE] Now all I need is a lock.
[HOIGLE] Bada bing, bada boom.
[HOIGLE] Oh, yeah! Moigle should stand here, then I should run around him!
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, if you stand on that, it'll make you dizzy.
[HOIGLE] If I stand here, Moigle might pretend to be Angry Joe Floigan.
[HOIGLE] If I stand here, Moigle might pretend to be Angry Joe Floigan!
[HOIGLE] This will open up when Moigle gets really mad at me. That's good to know.
[HOIGLE] If Moigle stands here, I can bounce high enough to hit an apple!
[HOIGLE] KILL THIS LINE
[HOIGLE] Let me Belly Bounce, I'll get you an apple.
[HOIGLE] I wonder what Moigle will do now.
[HOIGLE] KILL THIS LINE
[HOIGLE] Moigle, I'm gonna stand over here so you can carry me on your shoulders.
[HOIGLE] This will open up if I can make Moigle REALLY happy.
[HOIGLE] I wonder what Moigle will do now.
[HOIGLE] If I stand here, Moigle might cry me a river.
[HOIGLE] This will open up if Moigle gets sad. Maybe if I insult him... Getting Moigle sad is the way to open that crate.
[HOIGLE] C'mon, Moigle. Let's go super-fast!
[HOIGLE] Time to play, Moigle! Let's see how fast we can go!
[HOIGLE] This will open up if I can make Moigle REALLY happy.
[HOIGLE] I wonder what Moigle will do now.
[HOIGLE] I wonder what Moigle will do now.
[HOIGLE] This will open up if Moigle gets sad. Maybe if I insult him... Getting Moigle sad is the way to open that crate.
[HOIGLE] If I stand here, Moigle might pretend to be Angry Joe Floigan!
[HOIGLE] This will open up when Moigle gets really mad at me. That's good to know.
[HOIGLE] If I stand here, Moigle might pretend to be Angry Joe Floigan!

GUNCAT.IFF
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[HOIGLE] That bad cat put Spitz in a cage! A wicked kitty took your dog, Moigle. I say we get him back!
[HOIGLE] Watch out, Moigle! This bullet is a nasty little thing!
[HOIGLE] That darn cat has locked Spitz in this cage!
[HOIGLE] That darn cat has locked Spitz in this cage!

HOTPOTATOCAT.IFF
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[KITTEN] Roger? Roger?
[BARON] It's 'Baron'! Over.
[KITTEN] Send in one more cat and it WILL be all over... for the Floigans! Ffft. Roger.
[BARON] Roger that. Over.
[MOIGLE] It must be a whole litter!

JULY.IFF
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[HOIGLE] Careful, Moigle! Firecrackers can blow up!
[HOIGLE] Fourth of July is all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Careful with that thing!

JUNKYARD.IFF
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[TITLE: Moigle's Secret Project] Moigle needs Hoigle's help to find 7 parts to finish his Secret Project! Watch out when Moigle's mood changes, there might be something new to do! Don't forget that the Mice can help them find the things they are looking for.
[TITLE: Congratulations!] You have completed Floigan Bros. Episode 1 Press Go to return to the Junkyard. See if you can find our fun extras!
Mask
Unmask
Hit
[INTERFACE] Hey, do you want to play a game with Spitz? [GREEN: Reply]
[MOIGLE] Dagnabit Hoigle, you're supposed to help me catch Spitz! You gonna help me catch Spitz or not?
[MOIGLE] Dirt. Tastes like chicken. Anybody got some hydrogen peroxide? Oooo. That'll leave a mark. C'mon, Hoigle! Don't let that dog make a monkey out of ya!
[MOIGLE] Attaboy, Hoigle! Put a hammerlock on him! C'mon, Hoigle! You can do it!
YOU LOSE!
YOU WIN!
[TITLE: SPITZ RODEO!] [INTERFACE] Run and [RED: Dive] to catch Spitz by the tail. Win by catching Spitz three times. Lose if the timer runs out. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Press [RED: Dive] while running after Spitz to catch him by the tail.
Hoigle will be dragged around for a few seconds after each 'catch'.
The Timer will freeze while Hoigle is being dragged around.
Spitz gets a little faster after each time he is caught.
Moigle will chase after Spitz too, but will not be able to catch him by himself.
A number floats up to count the number of times Spitz has been caught. Press [RED: Go] to start.
[HOIGLE] Moigle, buddy, do you want some help planting your garden?
[HOIGLE] Nice garden, bro.
[INTERFACE] Hoigle, help me plant seeds in my garden, OK? [GREEN: Reply]
[MOIGLE] Be on your toes. Those birds are very wily! Look sharp. These birds are pretty cagey.
[MOIGLE] Oh, you sneaky birds! Defeated by feathers!!
[MOIGLE] Aaaiiiee!! My babies!! Oh no! My crops! Go away! Go buy a cheeseburger or somethin'! Get away from that!
YOU LOSE!
YOU WIN!
[TITLE: PLANTING SEEDS!] [INTERFACE] Keep the birds from eating Moigle's seeds. Win when all the seeds are planted. Lose if the birds eat 5 seeds. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more info.
[RED: Punch] or [RED: Dive] at the birds to make them fly away for a few seconds.
Each fifth bird Hoigle hits makes them ALL fly away for a few seconds.
More birds arrive as more seeds are planted.
When Moigle sees a bird eat a seed , he will become upset.
Moigle will chase all the birds away, but this makes him sad.
Moigle becomes frantic as the birds eat more seeds! Press [RED: Go] to start.
[INTERFACE] Hey Hoigle! That's a bad cat up there! Help me get rid of him, OK? [GREEN: Reply]
[MOIGLE] You're a mess, brother! You got smoke on your face. You're a big disgrace. You better wash your face!
[MOIGLE] Oh boy! We got him!
[HOIGLE] But cats have nine lives!
[HOIGLE] That kitty is history!
[MOIGLE] Yeah, I hope he didn't take it personally!
[MOIGLE] Hoigle! Why can't you help me? Now I'm gonna cry! I am gonna cry ... a lot!
[TITLE: SEIZE THE HILL!] [INTERFACE] Help Moigle [RED: Throw] bombs at the evil Bombcat. WIN by blowing up the Bombcat 9 times. LOSE if Moigle is blown up 3 times. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more info.
The bombs flash right before they blow up!
Each time the Bombcat gets blown up, the bombs explode faster!
Moigle can't tell when a bomb is going to explode.
Hoigle should protect Moigle from any bombs that are flashing!
Sometimes Hoigle can blow up the Bombcat by himself!
If Hoigle gets blown up, Moigle will laugh at him.
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[HOIGLE] To the cat! Let the cat have it!
[HOIGLE] Here! Throw it here! Throw it to me!
[MOIGLE] I can't wait any more!
[INTERFACE] Another cat with a bomb! Let's take him out! [GREEN: Reply]
[MOIGLE] Maybe you'll throw it the OTHER way next time! If I get blown up again, you will be sorry!
[MOIGLE] Those felines are finished!
[MOIGLE] That's it, Hoigle! I'm gonna learn ya! We lost and it's your fault!
[TITLE: HOT POTATO!] [INTERFACE] [RED: Throw] the bomb so that it blows up when the evil Bombcat catches it. WIN by blowing up the cat 9 times. LOSE if the Floigan Brothers are blown up 3 times. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Watch the bomb for a clue as to when it will blow up.
The faster it flashes , the sooner it will blow up.
If it flashes very fast, it will explode after only 2 more catches! Very slow flashes mean it will go off after 4 more catches!
Watch carefully! Sometimes the bomb will flash a medium speed and blow up after 3 catches!
Moigle can't tell when a bomb will blow up, so Hoigle should give him advice.
Moigle only waits a second or two before throwing the bomb.
Don't hold on to a bomb too long, or it will blow up in Hoigle's hands.
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[INTERFACE] Oh my GOSH! That evil cat has captured Spitz! You gotta help me rescue him, OK? [GREEN: Reply]
[HOIGLE] Ouch! Dagnabbit, it HURTS to be shot! Zow! I just took a bullet for ya, little brother. Agh! They got me. Flesh wound!
[MOIGLE] Ow! Stop shooting me! Yowwie! Keep me outta this war, Hoigle! Wounded! Medic! MEDIC!
[MOIGLE] Watch out! It's a bullet flurry!
[MOIGLE] Use the racket to bop the bullets!
[MOIGLE] Keep it up! One more part to fix!
[MOIGLE] Poor Spitz! Trapped forever! Oh, Spitz! Stuck in doggy prison! My doggy will never be free.
[TITLE: RESCUE SPITZ!] [INTERFACE] Protect Moigle from the bullets as he works to release Spitz from the cage. Moigle needs to fix 9 things to WIN! LOSE if Moigle is hit 3 times. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Use the Tennis Racket to swat the bullets!
Watch which way you swat the bullets , or you could swat them into Moigle by mistake!
As Moigle gets closer to opening cage, the evil cat will shoot more bullets.
Watch out! Any bullet that doesn't hit anything will come back again!
If Hoigle is hit, he'll be dazed for a few seconds.
Spitz will chase the cat away when Moigle opens his cage.
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[MOIGLE] Wanna play Tag? Time for Tag!
[HOIGLE] I got you! Gotcha! Got ya last! You're 'it'! Not 'it'!
[MOIGLE] I got you! Got ya! Got ya last! You're 'it'! Not 'it'!
[MOIGLE] You can't get me! You can't get me!
[MOIGLE] I win! Ha! YOU'RE it! You lose! Dagnabbit!
[HOIGLE] I'm 'it'.
[HOIGLE] That's correct. You got me, darn it!
[HOIGLE] Truer words were never spoken. I lose.
[HOIGLE] How right you are. Dang! Got me.
[MOIGLE] I love this game!
Tag!
[TITLE: TAG!] [INTERFACE] If Hoigle gets tagged, [RED: Poke] Moigle to tag him back! Win by poking Moigle last before the timer runs out. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Run as soon as possible, or Moigle will poke Hoigle back very quickly.
Moigle runs faster than Hoigle in a straight line.
Hoigle turns corners faster than Moigle.
Each time someone is poked, a bit more time is added to the timer.
Moigle awards two Points to the winner! Press [RED: Go] to start.
[MOIGLE] Hide 'n' Seek? Oh! Hide 'n' Seek, Hide 'n' Seek!
[MOIGLE] Ready to play Hide 'n' Seek?
[TITLE: HIDE N SEEK!] [INTERFACE] Moigle will hide in a funny place, and Hoigle has to find him. To WIN , find 3 of Moigle's hiding places before the TIMER runs out! Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Hoigle should run up to Moigle's hiding place and [RED: Punch] him to win!
Hoigle gets hints when he gets closer or too far away.
Hint: the amount of time on the timer is based on how far away Moigle's new hiding place is.
If the timer runs out, Hoigle gets an X, and Moigle will find another hiding place.
Hoigle will lose if he gets three X's.
Moigle gives the winner 3 points for this game!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[MOIGLE] Outta here! I'm gone! Moigle magic! Vanished!
[MOIGLE] You got me. I'll find a better place next time. I was afraid you'd find me there. That was toooooo easy.
[MOIGLE] You lose. I win. That was a good hiding place! I knew you wouldn't find me there!
[HOIGLE] Found ya. There you are. Moigle unvieled! Moigle revealed!
That's cheating! Hoigle must find Moigle himself.
Getting warmer!
Hot now!
Getting cooler again.
Nope. Icy cold.
[TITLE: EASTER EGG HUNT!] [INTERFACE] Race Moigle to find the Magic Eggs! There are 13 Magic Eggs hidden in the junkyard. Find 7 of the 13 eggs to WIN! Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Every egg is on the ground somewhere in the junkyard.
As more areas open up, there are more places to look for eggs.
Watch Moigle. Hoigle might be able to find the egg he is looking for.
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[TITLE: FIND THE KEY!] [INTERFACE] Hoigle needs the scary Skeleton Key! [RED: Punch] the yellow and red switches to extend the pipes. [RED: Punch] the green switches to move the three platforms. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Don't worry, if Hoigle falls in the water, he can try again.
The three green switches move the platforms three different ways.
Hoigle might have to hit some of the green switches more than once to see exactly what they do.
No matter what happens, Hoigle can solve the puzzle by hitting just a few of the green switches.
Moigle is afraid of the Skeleton Key, so if you carry it too close to him, he'll run away.
Good luck!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[MOIGLE] Wanna play High Five? I wanna play High Five!
[MOIGLE] Ready to play High Five?
[MOIGLE] Gimme some!
[MOIGLE] Take some. High!
[MOIGLE] Ten. Gimme some.
[HOIGLE] Gotcha.
[MOIGLE] Right.
[MOIGLE] Tight. Gimme skin.
[MOIGLE] Gotcha covered. Skin me, brother.
[HOIGLE] Piece of cake.
[MOIGLE] Low.
[MOIGLE] Flow. Lowdown!
[MOIGLE] Showdown. Skin me, brother.
[HOIGLE] Piece of cake.
[MOIGLE] Left.
[MOIGLE] Over. Gimme skin.
[MOIGLE] Gotcha covered. Skin me, brother.
[MOIGLE] Piece of cake. Gimme some.
[HOIGLE] Gotcha.
[MOIGLE] High.
[MOIGLE] Five. Gimme some!
[MOIGLE] Take some. Skin me, brother.
[MOIGLE] Piece of cake. Gotta hand?
[HOIGLE] Hand has landed.
[MOIGLE] Right.
[MOIGLE] Tight. Gimme some.
[MOIGLE] Gotcha. Gotta hand?
[HOIGLE] Hand has landed.
[MOIGLE] Low.
[MOIGLE] Flow. Low.
[MOIGLE] Five. Gotta hand?
[MOIGLE] Hand has landed. Lowdown.
[HOIGLE] Showdown.
[MOIGLE] Left.
[MOIGLE] Over. Skin me, brother.
[MOIGLE] Piece of cake. Gotta hand?
[HOIGLE] Hand has landed.
[MOIGLE] Give up? Too bad! Next time, try footsies. You have to be quicker, brother.
[MOIGLE] Who's the champ? That would be me.
[HOIGLE] Hip hip for me!
[TITLE: HIGH FIVE!] [INTERFACE] Moigle will High-5 with one hand or High-10 with both hands. Use the Analog Stick to choose Up, Down, Right or Left and press [RED: Five] for one hand, or [BLUE: Ten] for two. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Be Quick! Moigle only gives Hoigle a split-second to follow his lead.
Pay Attention, Moigle likes to try to trick Hoigle!
Moigle will award the winner a point for this game!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[MOIGLE] Ooh, Ooh! Let's play catch! Since I've got the beach ball, let's play Catch!
[MOIGLE] You're supposed to throw it to me!
[MOIGLE] Play catch without a beach ball? How un-hip is that?
YOU LOSE!
YOU WIN!
[TITLE: CATCH!] [INTERFACE] Catch the beach ball, then [RED: Throw] it back to Moigle. The first to catch the ball 9 times WINS! Lose by getting 3 strikes for bad throws. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more info.
When Moigle throws the ball, a target appears on the ground where it can be caught.
Hoigle will catch the ball automatically.
To throw the ball, push the analog stick in the right direction and press [RED: Throw]
If someone throws the ball too far away, Moigle gives them a strike.
Moigle will award Hoigle 5 points for winning this game!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[HOIGLE] Perfect place for a race, don't ya think?
[MOIGLE] Ha! You're too slow! Lookit me go! You walking or running? What are ya doing back there? Can't catch me!
[MOIGLE] Hmmmmm. I think you did somethin' funny back there.
[HOIGLE] You're imagining things. Gimme those points!
[TITLE: RUNNING RACE!] [INTERFACE] Run a race against Moigle! WIN 9 Points if Hoigle can beat Moigle around the pond 3 times! Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Make sure Hoigle runs between each set of the colored flags as he goes around.
If Hoigle misses a set of flags, he'll have to go back and run through them.
Moigle is faster than Hoigle, so consider ways of cheating to beat him.
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[INTERFACE] Betcha can't guess what color I caught! [GREEN: Reply]
I need points before I can bet!
You can't bet without any points!
More
Less
YOU LOSE!
YOU WIN!
[TITLE: butterfly betting!] [INTERFACE] Wager some points , then guess the color of the butterfly. WIN if you guess correctly! Lose if you are wrong. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more info.
To set the bet amount: [YELLOW: +] Increases the wager by one Point.
[GREEN: -] Decreases the wager by one Point.
[BLUE: 1] Resets the wager to one Point.
Press [RED: Bet] to accept the amount.
You may not bet more Points than either Hoigle or Moigle have.
Otherwise, the maximum bet is 9 Points.
Moigle keeps track of both brothers' Point totals in his notebook.
Moigle will play this game more than once, until he is bored.
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[INTERFACE] Hey, let's play the Wheel of Laughter. [GREEN: Reply]
[INTERFACE] If you can make me laugh one more time, I might let you know what the Big Secret is! [GREEN: Reply]
[MOIGLE] I ain't laughing. No secret for you.
[MOIGLE] Thanks for the laughs! I'd like to thank you by telling you the Big Secret-- but I can't. I don't have all the parts I need.
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[TITLE: WHEEL OF LAUGHTER] [INTERFACE] Try to make Moigle laugh! [RED: Stop] the WHEEL on the correct color so that Hoigle will do something funny! WIN if Moigle's Happiness Meter hits the top. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more info.
Moigle will tell you which color to try to stop the wheel on.
Be careful! You will LOSE if Moigle's Happiness Meter drops all the way to the bottom.
Avoid the sections that have already been hit!
The smaller sections make Moigle happier and make him laugh more!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, is it time to fix the pump?
[HOIGLE] Good work, Moigle! It's been ages since this ol' thing has worked.
[INTERFACE] Hey Hoigle, you wanna help me fix the water pump? [GREEN: Reply]
YOU LOSE!
YOU WIN!
[TITLE: FIX THE WATER PUMP!] [INTERFACE] Moigle will tell Hoigle to [RED: Punch] one of the colored switches. [RED: Punch] the correct switch before the timer runs out. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more info.
[RED: Punch] 9 switches to win!
Each time Hoigle hits the correct switch Moigle will add time onto the timer and yell out which switch to hit next.
If Hoigle falls off the water pump, [RED: Climb] the ladder and try again!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[MOIGLE] Hurry! Hit the RED switch.
[MOIGLE] Quick! Hit the GREEN switch.
[MOIGLE] Now, hit the BLUE switch.
[MOIGLE] Faster! Hit the YELLOW switch.
[SWITCH] Punch
[SWITCH] Punch
[SWITCH] Punch
[SWITCH] Punch
You'd better type in something here
You'd better type in some game instructions
Cancel
Return to the game.
Stop!
Tell Moigle to stop doing something.
Shout!
Shout very loudly at Moigle. He'll hear you from a long way off!
Hug
Offer to give Moigle a big hug!
Insult
Insult Moigle to make him sad.
Teach
Teach Moigle something new!
More...
Play?
Suggest a game to play with Moigle.
Yes!
Agree to play a game with Moigle. He'll tell you what game he wants to play.
Work?
You can ask Moigle to do work-like things around the junkyard.
No!
Tell Moigle to stop bugging you about playing a game.
Bet?
Ask Moigle if he wants to make a bet. He'll suggest something to bet on.
Set a Bribe.
Bribe Moigle with Points to do something he doesn't want to do.
?
Ask Moigle what he wants to do.
Scores
Find out a bunch of game-stuff.
Points
Find out the current point scores.
Parts
Find out which parts are collected.
Map
See which areas are open.
Moigle doesn't know how to play this game yet.
Garden
See if Moigle wants to plant seeds in his garden.
Pump
Ask Moigle to fix the water pump.
Catch
Ask Moigle to play Catch. (5 points)
Tag
Ask Moigle to play Tag. (2 points)
HideNSeek
Ask Moigle to play Hide N Seek. (3 points)
Egg Hunt
Ask Moigle to play the Egg Hunt.
High Five
Ask Moigle to play the High Five game. (1 point)
Running Race
Ask Moigle to run a Race against you. (9 points)
Spitz
Ask Moigle to play fetch with his dog, Spitz.
Butterfly
Bet with Moigle about what color butterfly he caught. (1-9 Points)
Hidden Knowledge! Find something to teach Moigle a new idea!
Tag
For 5 points, you can teach Moigle to play Tag.
R the W
For 10 points, you can teach Moigle the Round-The-World yoyo move.
Tie Laces
For 30 points, you can teach Moigle to tie his shoe laces.
Hide N Seek
For 15 points, you can teach Moigle to play Hide-N-Seek.
Running Race
For 35 points, you can teach Moigle to run a race.
Catch
For 25 points, you can teach Moigle to play Catch.
Blow Bubble
If you have 15 points, you can Teach Moigle to blow a bubble with Bubble Gum.
Lift Up
For 20 points, you can teach Moigle to lift Hoigle up.
Spider
For 50 points, you can teach Moigle to overcome his fear of Spiders.
Cinematics
Kitten Intro
Kitten Jump
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siezethehill
Final
Spitz Guncat
Hot Potato Cat
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Increase the bet amount.
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Decrease the bet amount.
[HOIGLE] When Moigle eats this apple, he'll be smart enough to learn something. An apple a day, Moigle's brain starts to play! Apples make ya smarter, Moigle. Did you know that?
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, you wanna eat an apple? Hey Moigle, want an apple? Want to munch an apple, Moigle?
[HOIGLE] Wanna chase magpies?
[HOIGLE] Right inna lobonza! Take THAT, bird! Eat THIS! I hate magpies! G'wan! Get outta here! Take a hike, bird!
[HOIGLE] Look at the butterfly. I betcha can't catch it.
[HOIGLE] Look at the butterfly. I betcha can't catch it.
[HOIGLE] You want me to protect the seeds?
[MOIGLE] Yep. Keep the birds away.
[HOIGLE] Boy, they grew fast! Shouldn't we water them or something?
[HOIGLE] Moigle! Your flowers! They're BEAUTIFUL!
[HOIGLE] If it's called a scarecrow, will it scare magpies, too?
[MOIGLE] Of course.
[HOIGLE] Well, should we call it a scare-magpie, then?
[MOIGLE] What about flamingos?
[HOIGLE] Forget I asked.
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, I think Spitz wants to play.
[HOIGLE] Get off get off get off get off! Ow ow ow ow ow!
[MOIGLE] Serves ya right. You catch more dogs with honey than with vinegar. And what have we learned from this experience, hmm?
[HOIGLE] Y'know, Moigle plays with Spitz and this ball.
[HOIGLE] Wanna play fetch with Spitz?
[HOIGLE] A beach ball, but no beach. Perfect ball to play catch with.
[HOIGLE] Look, Moigle! A beach ball! Wanna play?
[HOIGLE] Moigle loves to eat candy!
[HOIGLE] I see your favorite candy, Moigle. Moigle, look! Your favorite candy!
[MOIGLE] I love this candy! Even though it comes from birds. I don't like to think about where it came from, but this candy sure is tasty! Bird candy. Yeah!
[MOIGLE] It's a KITTEN and she landed on the roof!
[HOIGLE] Look Moigle, it's that kitten!
[HOIGLE] How can something so cute be so cruel?
[MOIGLE] You are SOOO cute, kitty, kitty!
[MOIGLE] And I'm all yours, big boy. Awww, what a cute kitty!
[MOIGLE] Awwww, what a cute... human. Kootchie kootchie koo!
[KITTEN] You're like putty in my paws.
[MOIGLE] You contemptable RAT! I'll never forgive you! HEY! What'd you do that for? Did you just throw the Kitty? Unforgivable!
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, we got mail! Looks like we got somethin' in the mailbox.
[HOIGLE] Nothing in the mailbox. Nobody writes. Nobody calls...
[HOIGLE] Hey, weren't you looking for this?
[HOIGLE] You've got MAIL!
[MOIGLE] The stream's too wide and I can't jump!
[MOIGLE] Get wet? Me? Fugeddabouddit!
[MOIGLE] I'm too big to get in there.
[MOIGLE] Can't get over the swamp.
[MOIGLE] Yeuchh! I'm not getting in that swampy muck.
[MOIGLE] I'm not leaving the swamp without ya.
[MOIGLE] Nope. Not getting my feet muddy without ya.
[MOIGLE] I can't get there.
[MOIGLE] I just can't go there.
[MOIGLE] Ahhhh! That's COLD! YOIKS! Whooopppshieee!!
[MOIGLE] If you're gonna swim, Hoigle, wear a suit.
[MOIGLE] Aaah! I wanted that! You big bully! You coulda given that to me! That was mean! I wanted that!
[HOIGLE] I guess the garage is off-limits until Moigle finishes his secret project.
[HOIGLE] Yayyyy! Found it! That switch opens the mailbox gate!
[HOIGLE] It opens the gate, alright, but I'm too slow.
[HOIGLE] It opens the gate, alright, but I'm too slow.
[HOIGLE] I gotta hit these switches to help Moigle fix the pump.
[HOIGLE] I think that switch starts the engine.
[HOIGLE] We should fix that pump, doncha think?
[HOIGLE] Ha! Gotcha!
[MOUSE] Hoigle. I've got an important message.
[HOIGLE] A mouse with a message? And he knows my name!
[MOUSE] If you want to get the mail, climb the ladder and flip the switch.
[HOIGLE] What if I just want some cheese?
[MOUSE] Don't mess with my head. Put me down.
[HOIGLE] Hiya, Mouse. What's tootin'?
[MOUSE] One of the parts Moigle wants is here.
[HOIGLE] Covered in dog slobber?
[MOUSE] Get used to it! Get the ball and give it to Moigle...
[HOIGLE] Eeew! That ball's been in a dog's mouth!
[MOUSE] ...then Moigle and Spitz will play fetch. Chase the dog. Catch him three times, and he'll dig up the part.
[HOIGLE] aah, the things I do for my brother...
[HOIGLE] Hiya Mouse, what's tootin'?
[MOUSE] One of the parts Moigle wants is right here.
[HOIGLE] No kiddin'?
[MOUSE] To find it, you have to help Moigle plant and then water his garden.
[HOIGLE] Make Moigle a farmer? Ha! How do I do that?
[MOUSE] Call him over and point to the garden. He'll get the idea.
[HOIGLE] Gotcha.
[MOUSE] Ahh, very good, Hoigle. You're very close to finding another part.
[HOIGLE] Hey stop it! I'm blushing here.
[MOUSE] Water the flowers. The big one will drop the part Moigle wants.
[HOIGLE] That sounds like a job for Moigle!
[MOUSE] Point to the front hatch of the watering tank. He'll figure it out.
[HOIGLE] Yeah, he looks dumb, but he's a pretty sharp cookie.
[MOUSE] A giant nasty SPIDER guards one of the parts Moigle is looking for.
[HOIGLE] A spider? Oh, boy. Moigle is terrified of spiders!
[MOUSE] No Kidding! The spider's bites are poisonous and can make you sick for a while.
[HOIGLE] What am I gonna do?
[MOUSE] You gotta teach Moigle to overcome his fear of Spiders. Then he'll take care of it.
[MOUSE] It's gonna take a lot of POINTS, though!
[HOIGLE] Is that it?
[MOUSE] Ha! You wish! Once Moigle is ready to learn, make him watch you hit a spider in the butt.
[HOIGLE] Yikes! This is gonna be dangerous...
[MOUSE] The part Moigle wants is in the sandbags on the hill, guarded by the bomber-cat!
[HOIGLE] A bomb-throwing kitty cat? Sheesh, if it's not one thing, it's another!
[MOUSE] Smarten up, buddy! Moigle can throw much better than a cat. Just don't let him get blown up!
[MOUSE] A mean ol' cat has got Spitz locked up in there!
[HOIGLE] And that dog might know where another part is buried, I bet!
[MOUSE] Yep, that means you gotta rescue Spitz so he'll dig it up.
[HOIGLE] How can I do that? I don't know anything about cages.
[MOUSE] You just gotta keep Moigle from getting hit by a bullet. He can unlock Spitz' cage.
[MOUSE] Uh oh. One of the parts Moigle wants is in the crate that cat is perched on. We hate cats.
[HOIGLE] Yeah, and it's one of those CATS who likes to throw bombs!
[MOUSE] But it looks like this one plays a different game!
[HOIGLE] Hoo boy, what now?
[MOUSE] Play 'Hot-Potato' with this one, but don't let the bombs blow up in Moigle's hands!
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle! Another part to your secret project!
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle! Here's the last piece of your secret project!
[HOIGLE] Now that's what I call agriculture!
[MOIGLE] It's a parenthetical.
[HOIGLE] You mean a perennial?
[MOIGLE] Yeah, about once a year, I guess. But it looks like it could use some water!
[HOIGLE] Help me get through this gate, Moigle!
[MOIGLE] O.K. Here's a hint: ya gotta be fast, like me!
[HOIGLE] I need a golden key to open this gate.
[HOIGLE] How do we get through that?
[HOIGLE] Darn! The gate to the mailbox is locked.
[HOIGLE] Moigle is a mechanical whiz.
[MOIGLE] I'm not going in there! There's spiders in there!
[HOIGLE] Look out, Moigle! Spider!
[MOIGLE] Ohhh, I can't watch! Hoigle! Look out! I'm afraid. I'm very afraid! I can't look! I'm not gonna look! I can't move! I'm transfixed by terror! Hideous, eight-legged fuzzy monstrosity!
[HOIGLE] Blahhh. Blork. Aahhhhrummpphh. Antibiotics. Now.
[HOIGLE] Bluh bluh uh uh.
[HOIGLE] Moigle has spider-butt.
[HOIGLE] Don't make fun of me. Eww. Time to wash your pants.
[HOIGLE] Now my butt has eight legs. Cute. Kind of a butt pillow.
[MOIGLE] I ruin more pants this way.
[HOIGLE] This looks like a good hiding place for Moigle. That would make a great hiding place. If we were playing Hide-n-Seek, that'd be a good place to hide. Another hiding place!
[HOIGLE] This looks like a good hiding place for Moigle. That would make a great hiding place. If we were playing Hide-n-Seek, that'd be a good place to hide. Another hiding place!
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle! You were lookin' for a barrel, right?
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, look! It's one of your flowers!
[HOIGLE] Moigle is a greenhouse genius.
[HOIGLE] This looks like a good hiding place for Moigle. That would make a great hiding place. If we were playing Hide-n-Seek, that'd be a good place to hide. Another hiding place!
[HOIGLE] If the bridge is down, we can't get across.
[HOIGLE] The water raised the bridge. Let's go!
[HOIGLE] This pipe turns on anytime something falls in the water.
[HOIGLE] The blue switch opens this gate, but I'm too slow to run that far by myself.
[HOIGLE] Hhmm. A yellow switch opens the gate. But where is it?
[HOIGLE] I need a golden key to open this gate.
[HOIGLE] The blue switch opens this gate, but I'm too slow to run that far by myself.
[HOIGLE] Oh yeah, I need to help Moigle plant his garden.
[HOIGLE] Moigle won't fix the pump until the garden is planted.
Find a scary key to open this lock.
[HOIGLE] Uh oh, whatever's behind this gate must be pretty spooky.
[HOIGLE] How are we supposed to get through here? How are we gonna get past that?
[HOIGLE] I hope this puts a smile on his face!
[HOIGLE] Bet I can make you laugh again!
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[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, I found your sneakers! I just followed my nose.
[MOIGLE] Ho ho ho. Very funny.
[HOIGLE] Ewww, yuck. These old sneakers are smelly, but they make Moigle run really fast!
[HOIGLE] Look, Moigle. It's some kinda scary mask!
[HOIGLE] Ha! This scary mask will make Moigle twitchy with fear!
[HOIGLE] Ooga BOOGA!! Boo! Scary monster here! Look out!
[HOIGLE] What's in the box, Moigle?
[HOIGLE] Nuts! The paddleboat's in the middle of the pond.
[HOIGLE] Moigle, can ya catch the boat at the end of the dock?
[MOIGLE] No way, it's goin' too fast!
[HOIGLE] You can always use a tennis racket.
[HOIGLE] Moigle, look. Your old tennis racket.
[MOIGLE] It's yours now.
Cave
Under Hill
Hilltop
Spiders
Stage
Pond
Water Pump
Garden
Billboard
Mailbox
Spitz
Home Sweet Home
[HOIGLE] How are we supposed to get through here? How are we gonna get past that?

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[MOIGLE] Aww, Hoigle, you are the BEST!
[MOIGLE] I knew there was some reason you were my brother.
[MOIGLE] Now, I will show you the surprise!
[HOIGLE] Okay, big boy, I'll bite. What's THAT do?
[MOIGLE] I'll SHOW ya!
[BARON] I'll get you yet, you... you... you... FLOIGANS!
[HOIGLE] Wwwooow! That was impressive, Moigle! Even for you.
[MOIGLE] Wait, that's not all!
[MOIGLE] There! THAT'S the surprise!
[HOIGLE] Awww, Moigle. I'd thought you'd forgotten.
[HOIGLE] So, is that it? Didn't you get me a present, big boy?
[HOIGLE] A pony? A puppy?

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[MOIGLE] ...so that's what we'll do. You savvy? Squeal once for yes.
[MOIGLE] Any questions?
[MOIGLE] Cheese it! Here he comes!
[MOIGLE] I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know!
[HOIGLE] Well, natch. You're a genius. You know a lotta things I don't know.
[MOIGLE] Ask me, what is it?
[HOIGLE] OK, I'll bite. What is it?
[MOIGLE] I'm not gonna tell ya.
[HOIGLE] Oohh, you got me again.
[MOIGLE] It's a SURPRISE!
[HOIGLE] Go on, ya big galoot. You're toying with my feelings. What's the surprise?
[MOIGLE] Oh no, you're not gonna trick me into telling you.
[HOIGLE] Oh, he's sharp, I'm tellin' ya. You've gotta get up pretty early in the morning to pull the wool over your eyes.
[MOIGLE] It's in the garage, but YOU can't go in.
[HOIGLE] Well, all right.
[MOIGLE] I'm BUILDING in there. Do you wanna help me?
[HOIGLE] I don't know. Do I wanna help you?
[MOIGLE] Sure you do.
[HOIGLE] Sure I do! Again: why do I ask?
[MOIGLE] If YOU wanna help me, you can help me find these seven things. It's part of the surprise!
[MOIGLE] My little mouse friends will help us find them.
[HOIGLE] Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Mouse fr

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Cancel
Return to the game.
Stop!
Tell Moigle to stop doing something.
Shout!
Shout very loudly at Moigle. He'll hear you from a long way off!
Hug
Offer to give Moigle a big hug!
Insult
Insult Moigle to make him sad.
Teach
Teach Moigle something new!
More...
Play?
Suggest a game to play with Moigle.
Yes!
Agree to play a game with Moigle. He'll tell you what game he wants to play.
Work?
You can ask Moigle to do work-like things around the junkyard.
No!
Tell Moigle to stop bugging you about playing a game.
Bet?
Ask Moigle if he wants to make a bet. He'll suggest something to bet on.
Set a Bribe.
Bribe Moigle with Points to do something he doesn't want to do.
?
Ask Moigle what he wants to do.
Scores
Find out a bunch of game-stuff.
Points
Find out the current point scores.
Parts
Find out which parts are collected.
Map
See which areas are open.
Moigle doesn't know how to play this game yet.
Garden
See if Moigle wants to plant seeds in his garden.
Pump
Ask Moigle to fix the water pump.
Catch
Ask Moigle to play Catch. (5 points)
Tag
Ask Moigle to play Tag. (2 points)
HideNSeek
Ask Moigle to play Hide N Seek. (3 points)
Egg Hunt
Ask Moigle to play the Egg Hunt.
High Five
Ask Moigle to play the High Five game. (1 point)
Running Race
Ask Moigle to run a Race against you. (9 points)
Spitz
Ask Moigle to play fetch with his dog, Spitz.
Butterfly
Bet with Moigle about what color butterfly he caught. (1-9 Points)
Hidden Knowledge! Find something to teach Moigle a new idea!
Tag
For 5 points, you can teach Moigle to play Tag.
R the W
For 10 points, you can teach Moigle the Round-The-World yoyo move.
Tie Laces
For 30 points, you can teach Moigle to tie his shoe laces.
Hide N Seek
For 15 points, you can teach Moigle to play Hide-N-Seek.
Running Race
For 35 points, you can teach Moigle to run a race.
Catch
For 25 points, you can teach Moigle to play Catch.
Blow Bubble
If you have 15 points, you can Teach Moigle to blow a bubble with Bubble Gum.
Lift Up
For 20 points, you can teach Moigle to lift Hoigle up.
Spider
For 50 points, you can teach Moigle to overcome his fear of Spiders.
Cinematics
Kitten Intro
Kitten Jump
bombcatintro
siezethehill
Final
Spitz Guncat
Hot Potato Cat
More
Increase the bet amount.
Less
Decrease the bet amount.
[MOIGLE] Hand me that sugar bowl, Hoigle. We need sugar! Sugar makes cookies good. Come on, Hoigle, give me the sugar bowl. No sugar, no cookies. That's the law. Su-gar! Su-gar! Su-gar! Su-gar! Any time you want to give me that sugar would be just swell. Sugar! Make no cookie without it. Got sugar? No. Come on, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] That's an oven mitt, not sugar! No, I don't need that yet. That look like a sugar bowl to you? Put that down and hand me the sugar bowl! We need that after the cookies are done, not before. Will that sweeten the cookies? I don't think so.
[MOIGLE] Butter for the cookies. Cookies are better with butter. The butter's in the refrigerator, Hoigle. Be a dear, big brother, and open the fridge. Go to the refrigerator and open the door for me. Please? Can you open the fridge, so I can get the butter? No butter, no cookies. Open the refrigerator door.
[MOIGLE] Which one's the butter? Can you point to the butter, Hoigle? One of these things is butter - but which one? I can get it. Just show me where it is. Where's the butter, big brother? I'm not seeing it.
[MOIGLE] Okay, show me... butter! Point it out to me, Hoigle. That's not butter. I don't know what that is, but it's not butter. That look like butter to you? Does that come from cows? No! Does butter? Yes!
[MOIGLE] Pass me the chocolate, Hoigle. Please get the chocolate. Got to have chocolate to make chocolate chip cookies. Get me that chocolate, Hoigle.
[MOIGLE] Oof! Poof! Bleah! HELLo!
[MOIGLE] I broke it! I need a hug! Our great grandfather made that bowl, and I broke it! Cheer me up, Hoigle! That was the best bowl ever! We'll never see the likes of that bowl again! The mixing bowl is gone! It's gone forever! Wahhhh!
[MOIGLE] Put that down, and give me a hug! I don't want the mitt. I want a hug! Not yet! Give me a hug! Put down the mitt and hug me!
[MOIGLE] Thanks, Hoigle. I needed that.
[MOIGLE] The oven's too hot, Hoigle. Get me the oven mitt, will you? Get me the mitt, Hoigle, the cookies are burning. Hand me the mitt, and we'll get some cookies. Find the oven mitt, Hoigle! Hurry!
[MOIGLE] I'm angry at you 'cause you won't get me that apple! You'd have to PUNCH me to make me angrier! You don't care about my needs! What about me? My needs? You better feed me before you're sorry! Feed me, or pay the price!
[MOIGLE] I've got something, and I won't show you until you bribe me with Points. Give me some Points and I'll show you something! You've got Points. I want Points. I'll swap ya! Give me some of your Points and I'll show you what I have in my pocket! I have something to show you, but you have to give me some Points for it.
[MOIGLE] Teach me something new, Hoigle. I need to learn something new. Teach me something.
[MOIGLE] Points have their uses, Hoigle. You got to have points, Hoigle. Points are useful.
[INTERFACE] Nope. Not unless you give me some of your Points. [YELLOW: +] I wont show you until you give me some Points. [YELLOW: +]
[INTERFACE] Not enough. [YELLOW: +] Give me more. [YELLOW: +] You're gonna have to do better than that! [YELLOW: +]
[INTERFACE] For that many Points, you coulda gotten a car! [GREEN: -] For that many Points, you coulda gotten a ride on a ferris wheel! [GREEN: -] For that many Points, you coulda gotten an ice-cream cone! [GREEN: -]
[MOIGLE] Hit the switch, Hoigle! Quit playing around and hit the switch! C'mon Hoigle! Hit the switch and let's hit the road! Woo-Woooo! Hit the switch, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] Ow. Not me! Hit the switch! Don't hit me. Hit the switch! Hit the switch, not me! Do I look like a switch? Stop with the horseplay, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] Hit the switch again! C'mon, PUNCH it! Hit the switch, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] Help, Hoigle! I'm Scared!!
[MOIGLE] Save me, brother! I need you on this train! Jump aboard! Quick! Jump aboard - before it's too late!
[HOIGLE] Bluh bluh uh uh.
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High Five
For one Point, you can teach Moigle the High Five game.
High Five is just the first thing you can teach Moigle!
[MOIGLE] Hoigle! That's a GREAT idea!
You got the sugar bowl
That's the Oven Mitt
Moigle wants these Chocolate Chips
Roast Magpie... Yum!
Offer Moigle an apple when he is hungry.
If you stand here, Moigle will bat you someplace cool.
If you stand here, Moigle will bat you someplace cool.
If you stand here, Moigle will bat you someplace cool.
Get Moigle on this pad, then run around him several times to make him dizzy.
Get Moigle on this pad, then run around him several times to make him dizzy.
Get Moigle on this pad, then run around him several times to make him dizzy.
[MOIGLE] Wanna play High Five? I wanna play High Five!
[MOIGLE] Ready to play High Five?
[MOIGLE] Gimme some!
[MOIGLE] Take some. High!
[MOIGLE] Ten. Gimme some.
[HOIGLE] Gotcha.
[MOIGLE] Right.
[MOIGLE] Tight. Gimme skin.
[MOIGLE] Gotcha covered. Skin me, brother.
[HOIGLE] Piece of cake.
[MOIGLE] Low.
[MOIGLE] Flow. Lowdown!
[MOIGLE] Showdown. Skin me, brother.
[HOIGLE] Piece of cake.
[MOIGLE] Left.
[MOIGLE] Over. Gimme skin.
[MOIGLE] Gotcha covered. Skin me, brother.
[MOIGLE] Piece of cake. Gimme some.
[HOIGLE] Gotcha.
[MOIGLE] High.
[MOIGLE] Five. Gimme some!
[MOIGLE] Take some. Skin me, brother.
[MOIGLE] Piece of cake. Gotta hand?
[HOIGLE] Hand has landed.
[MOIGLE] Right.
[MOIGLE] Tight. Gimme some.
[MOIGLE] Gotcha. Gotta hand?
[HOIGLE] Hand has landed.
[MOIGLE] Low.
[MOIGLE] Flow. Low.
[MOIGLE] Five. Gotta hand?
[MOIGLE] Hand has landed. Lowdown.
[HOIGLE] Showdown.
[MOIGLE] Left.
[MOIGLE] Over. Skin me, brother.
[MOIGLE] Piece of cake. Gotta hand?
[HOIGLE] Hand has landed.
[MOIGLE] Give up? Too bad! Next time, try footsies. You have to be quicker, brother.
[MOIGLE] Who's the champ? That would be me.
[HOIGLE] Hip hip for me!
[TITLE: HIGH FIVE!] [INTERFACE] Moigle will High-5 with one hand or High-10 with both hands. Use the Analog Stick to choose Up, Down, Right or Left and press [RED: Five] for one hand, or [BLUE: Ten] for two. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more instructions.
Be Quick! Moigle only gives Hoigle a split-second to follow his lead.
Pay Attention, Moigle likes to try to trick Hoigle!
Moigle will award the winner a point for this game!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[TITLE: CATCH THE TRAIN!] [INTERFACE] Oh, no! Moigle has lost control of the Train! Run and [RED: Dive] to catch the handle at the back of Moigle's train. Press [RED: Go] to start, or [BLUE: Help] for more info.
Don't get hit by the train, or Hoigle will get knocked down and will lose time.
Hint: Run behind the train as it goes by, then [RED: Dive] to catch it.
It is best to read all of the help for each mini-game!
Press [RED: Go] to start.
[TITLE: Congratulations!] You have completed your Floigan Bros. training! Now on to the main episode: Moigle's Secret Project! Have fun playing games with Moigle!
[HOIGLE] When Moigle eats this apple, he'll be smart enough to learn something. An apple a day, Moigle's brain starts to play! Apples make ya smarter, Moigle. Did you know that?
[HOIGLE] Hey Moigle, you wanna eat an apple? Hey Moigle, want an apple? Want to munch an apple, Moigle?

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[MOIGLE] Let's see, ahhhhhhh, what's a six-letter word that means genius?
[HOIGLE] Moigle!
[MOIGLE] Oooh yeah! Good.
[MOIGLE] Now, what's a seven-letter word that means circles of sugary baked dough with chocolate chips in them?
[MOIGLE] Cookies! Let's make cookies!
[MOIGLE] If we're going to make cookies, we need sugar. Pass me the sugar bowl, big brother, it's on the table.

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[MOIGLE] Thanks, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] Aww, you know what else these cookies need? Butter. It's in the fridge.
[MOIGLE] Can you open the door for me?

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[MOIGLE] Thanks, Hoigle!
[MOIGLE] If these are going to be chocolate chip cookies, we should probably add some... hmmmm...
[MOIGLE] ...CHOCOLATE! Can you get the chocolate for me, Hoigle? It's up there on the top shelf.
[MOIGLE] But how are you going to get up there? We don't have a stepladder. Let me check the manual...
[MOIGLE] To get the chocolate, Hoigle should get Moigle
[MOIGLE] --that would be me--
[MOIGLE] Then Hoigle can bounce on his belly like a trampoline to get to high places.
[MOIGLE] Simple! People do it all the time.
[MOIGLE] Sounds crazy, but it just might work!

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[MOIGLE] Hooray! It's Cookie time!
[MOIGLE] Oww, hot hot hot hot!

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[MOIGLE] Hmmm. A little too much gunpowder in the sugar.
[MOIGLE] Dang! Look what you made me do!
[MOIGLE] You made me burn the cookies!
[MOIGLE] That makes me mad!
[MOIGLE] And when I get mad,
[MOIGLE] I gotta POUND ya!
[MOIGLE] But if you can run over and stand on that pad before I catch ya,
[MOIGLE] maybe something cool will happen!

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[MOIGLE] Follow me!
[MOIGLE] Hit the Switch, Hoigle!

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[HOIGLE] What happens now?
[MOIGLE] I don't know!
[HOIGLE] You don't have a PLAN?
[MOIGLE] We're the Floigan Brothers! We don't need no stinking PLAN!
[MOIGLE] That was FUN!

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[MOIGLE] Oooh, Hoigle, LOOK! An Ae-ro-plane!
[BARON] You're cute!
[BARON] I hate that.
[BARON] However, your cuteness has its uses.
[BARON] Remember the plan. Soften them up.
[BARON] When they're all 'awww' and 'kootchie-kootchie koo',
[BARON] call up, and I'll send down the troops.
[BARON] Got it?
[BARON] Good ... Get out!
[BARON] Once they're overrun with cats, they'll HAVE to leave and the junkyard will be MINE!
[MOIGLE] Look! Someone jumped out of the plane!
[HOIGLE] Jumped? Looks more like PUSHED.
[MOIGLE] It's a KITTEN!
[MOIGLE] She landed on the roof!
[MOIGLE] ,AFRAID Oh, Hoigle! She's STUCK up there! We have to get her down!

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[KITTEN] Get back, pal. I mean it!
[HOIGLE] Yow! That's not so cute!

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[HOIGLE] It's one of those cinnamon hot candies Moigle loves so much!
[HOIGLE] Moigle, you like cinnamon candy, right?

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[HOIGLE] It's dear old Ma's wig!
[HOIGLE] Wouldn't it be funny if I got Moigle to wear the wig?

